Why leave Baltimore? WHY?

Marty and Jonathan are really looking for people to listen to the show. They have reached out this week to an advertising expert to help. Will you rate this show?

Attention Shoppers! This week we will be listening to some of the classics. However, these classics have a little holiday flare.

Marty and Jonathan shuffle past the holiday music this week to find some 70s and 80s not so hits. With the help of their guest, they will discover some music and artists that aren't so mainstream.

We are "Live" at the Minor League Mail League Thanksgiving Invitational. We have a roster of semi professional mail openers looking to win the 2018 Golden Letter Opener and this is just one more stop to the finals.

Thank you for choosing "When's Storytime?" 24 disc set of children's short stories and poems. We hope this anthology will help with nap and bed time.

Go vote, make a difference, and let your voice be heard! This message paid for by the Your Right To Vote Podcast Alliance.

These are the tapes from the JHC MUPPS Operation back in the late 60s. Many attempts have been made to make these tape public record. These are some of those recordings.

While Marty is away, Jonathan put together another table of experts. This time, Education is up for debate. Ranging levels of experience in and out of the classroom, this week we put the teachers to the test.

One of the most talked about covers in the history of the world is this week's topic. Marty and Jonathan bring in local expert of Weezer to talk about their cover of Toto's "Africa." They will take some time to do the things they never have.

Marty and Jonathan travel to the uncanny valley this week. Bringing in this week expert Lilly, they discuss the things that makes us feel a little strange.

Marty and Jonathan were scheduled to bring in a thought board expert. Can you really achieve all your thoughts and dreams by willing it onto the board? Well..Marty had to go away this weekend and things changed.

Marty and Jonathan find themselves wanting to start a community theater. This week they bring in Danny, who has the tips and tricks for starting up your own community theater.

We are LIVE from the 3rd annual Baltimore Podcast Festival. This week, Marty and Jonathan have Dr. Violet Gray, expert in Big Game Hunting. Find out the process of getting your PHD and ways to stay save.

Marty and Jonathan had very opposite weeks. Together, they have brought on local Dirty Blues performer, Tavor. Learn what Dirty Blues are and how Tavor got into the music business.

Marty and Jonathan get into the science of Sci-Fi this week. What is it actually like to fly a space craft in space? Could their actually be life on other planets? Our hosts journey where no podcast hosts have journeyed before.

Marty and Jonathan team up again this week to bring you Anastasia Beaven-Hauser. They discuss this week team building events. Always know, there is a team working behind the scenes for your team building.

It's Baltimore Restaurant Week again. Marty and Jonathan look to discover what it takes to create a week long event. They have scheduled resident event coordinator, Rebecca Noe to learn more.

Marty and Jonathan get to know Frankie's garden. What are his gardening skills and tricks? We discover what is growing in the garden.

Marty and Jonathan check in on the babysitting sector of Baltimore. The Adult Babysitters Club is a growing organization looking to make a mark. How difficult is it to join the elite? Find out this week.

It's been a minute. Marty and Jonathan welcome a high school mate of Jonathan's, Austin. This week a podcast host and a DJ in LA catch up.

Sometimes to prepare for a big event, you must throw out everything you know and get lazy. Come on a journey of Jonathan and Marty's first "25" episodes.

Dun Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN! Marty and Jonathan are back for another exciting episode. This week, they meet a student of the game, FlyHawk. Will they discover his weakness? Will they conquer this episode? Will they follow each other on Linkedin and start networking? Tune in to find out!

Marty and Jonathan attempt to catch them all. Pokemon is a multi-generational game series that continues to go strong. Our hosts have a guest who has extensive knowledge on these Pocket Monsters.

Marty and Jonathan venture outside of the local brews this week. They have brought in experts of light beer. Why do people still lean towards this beer at pubs? Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of it.

It's Marty's week to get Jonathan on board. This episode, Marty is riding in on a dragon to convince Jonathan that Game of Thrones is a show for him. He has brought in fan and expert of the show, Haley, to crown this show the best thing Jonathan has never seen.

Marty and Jonathan squad up this week with special guest, Juan. This week they discuss the Gears of War franchise. They get a chance to speak on its growing popularity, its next installment, and its online game play.

Marty and Jonathan invite a guest into the studio this week. The topic of discussion is how to meet and greet someone famous. Have our hosts ever met someone famous and how did it go?

Marty and Jonathan discuss the driving force behind any great sitcom, the relationship. They bring in relationship expert, Hannah J, to dissect some of our cherished groups on TV. It isn't sweeps week but you better have your tissues ready.

Marty and Jonathan chat about the happenings of Memorial Day weekend. Jonathan discusses attending his first game of the season for the Baltimore Brigade. Marty gives the run down on Baltimore's Sandlot.

Marty and Jonathan finally look to the stars to bring Jeff Goldblum and Dame Judi Dench together. What do their birth signs tell us about their connect? Is Mercury the answer to the problem?

Marty and Jonathan prepare for the most important jewel in the Triple Crown. From what to wear, drink, and do they find out what the Preakness is really all about.

Marty is back from France and Jonathan is all ears. With summer around the corner, they look at what it takes to have a relaxing stay at summer camp. Find out the best ways to stay cool at night and find the perfect temperature for your showers.

Marty and Jonathan get to the root of what is growing in our neighborhoods. How are trees picked for a block? Who is planting these trees? Their guest this week has all the answers.

Jonathan is about to turn 30! A traditionally held milestone birthday, Jonathan seeks out help from friends Kim and Lars. Is this truly 30?

Marty and Jonathan head over to the JFX farmers market in Baltimore City. There, they find Stacey with her business, GoGos. This fashion bus is mobile to give everyone the chance to add to their wardrobe.

Jonathan finds himself entangled in a mystery that spans more than a decade.

Marty and Jonathan speak with local trivia enthusiast and podcast host Lars P. Find out how Jonathan met Lars for the first time. How does Lars' trivia team do on a weekly basis?

Marty and Jonathan go to the unveiling of Killer Queen in Baltimore. They speak with Todd Blatt, who spearheaded the crowd funding campaign to bring the game to the city. Learn with Marty and Jonathan how the game is played and what the community is like.

Marty and Jonathan squeeze in a toga party. Did they stay long and did they have fun? Yes they did. Sorry, they don't have time to wait for your guesses.

Marty and Jonathan search for the real deals with their guest Kathleen. They discover the tips to finding real treasures in others trash. Kathleen discusses her best finds and the one that keeps slipping through her hands.

Marty and Jonathan have a sit down interview with author Burnadette Toboggan. They discuss what makes her series of novels, "Life in the Midwest", so interesting to her readers. Learn about her back history and what was the starting point for her writing.

Marty and Jonathan venture to Charm City Meadworks for their monthly Sunday D&D for the first time. Joined by friend Kim and newcomer Dan, Marty tries being Game Master. Armed with pencils and their 20 sided dice, they are ready for this new adventure.

Marty and Jonathan are back! This week, with their friend Kristen, they talk about a movie that never had a sequel, Earth Girls are Easy. Why has this masterpiece never been touched since the 80s? What would a sequel look like? How sexy is Jeff Goldblum?

Marty and Jonathan sit down with Ti to discuss his 7 month journey of sobriety. What lead Ti to make a change and are there obstacles in the way?

Marty and Jonathan head to a local resturant that is home to a room of pinball machines. There, they meet up with their guest, Pat. Discussing what makes a pinball machine, how do you become one with the machine, and why are the lights so bright makes this week spring to action.

Jonathan and Marty look to warm up this week. Ivana Helper, world renowned philanthropist, brings some of her sweaters for nude cats in with her. What are her next steps and will she branch out?

Marty has vanished but the show must go on. Jonathan and special co host Richard sit down with Linda Sterling to discuss life without traceable currency. No credit cards, no checks, and no banks. We're only dealing in bills and coins.

Marty's plane was delayed but the show must go on. Jonathan sits down with friend and expert, Danielle Smith, to discuss traveling to see concerts. What are tricks to get VIP tickets, how should you pack, and how far should you travel to see a concert?

Marty and Jonathan make the choice of coming in from the cold weather outside. They bring with them expert life navigator Just Cecilia to help out with those choices that need step by step directions.

Marty and Jonathan discuss the security practices of M&T Bank Stadium, the home of the Baltimore Ravens. Jonathan talks about the long list of items prohibited from entering the stadium and his attempt to sneak a few of those items into the game.

Jonathan and Marty host the Baltimore Mayor's Christmas Celebration in Hampden! Live it like you were there as Jonathan spins the beats and get everybody pumped for the Mayor's appearance.

Holiday music for this episode is Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 from freemusicpublicdomain.com:

• "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Jon Sayles"
• "Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel - Patrick Kallestad"
• "Silent Night - Jon Sayles'"
• "Have a Happy Christmas - Geoff Hurley"

Jonathan and Marty have some long-awaited face time with their talent booker and meta-expert, Joseph Jacobs. They answer your expert-seeking questions in "Who Do I Ask?"

Marty and Jonathan discover that sculpting is not just an art form, its a way of life. Whole beach sand sculpting to works of art carved in ice are just a few of the skills they discuss. Also, another round of "Tis the Season."

Marty and Jonathan find the best techniques for training dogs. Whether you always get bit or licked, there will be some good information for you. Also, more advice for your job changes on "Nothing Up Our Sleeves."

Marty and Jonathan take a stroll down musical memory lane to 90's Alt Rock. How did bands transition between hair rock to grunge and its effect on the masses? What were concerts like and the merchandise they sold? Plus, fan write-ins for Duet It or Screw It.

Marty and Jonathan find out about the life styles of the lobster. Everything from eating habits to activities they do under water. Jonathan also has an update on Dolphin Crush.

Marty took a relaxing trip and Jonathan brought in his friend Kristen to help co-host the show. They got to meet Sharon O'Haren to talk about the new fads in massage. This episode should keep you from stressing out.

Jonathan and Marty welcome Gil Grubman on the show to talk about traveling with not so friendly people. Gil talks about traveling to your home country, eastern Europe, and the proper Buffalo Wing.

Dear valued listener,

We at Here Be Lobsters strive to bring you the best content in the multiverse. This week, we have for you a pilot of a new game show for We Have To Ask. Play along with Marty and Jonathan and see if you paid closer attention to the series. Help us celebrate 100 episodes!

Cordially, Marty and Jonathan Here Be Lobsters NLC

Marty reviews his experience doing the WNYC Bored and Brilliant #GetBored challenge while trying to figure out if Jonathan is ghosting him.

Marty and Jonathan have some bridges that need to be mended. For the last couple of episodes cracks have been showing on once solid foundations and this week they look to tend to them.

Marty and Jonathan are in the final stretch of the Baltimore Improv Group’s Kickstarter. They get a chance to speak to many members of the community who helped get their new theater up and running for the grand opening.

Jonathan is finally getting things off his chest. He opens up about the episode that finally did Marty and him in. What a journey it has been.

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Jonathan and Marty have gone back in time to create a two person squad to face each other in the arcade classic Joust. Now in 1527, the group look to fine the world's greatest jouster and possibly a real dragon.

Marty and Jonathan are on the road this week to Frederick Maryland for the Comedy Pigs Summer Extravaganza with Hostel. Learn what makes a gathering an extravaganza, how much coffee one person can actually consume, and fun facts about Goldfish crackers.

Marty and Jonathan wish a fond farewell to friend Sean Latta. What does Sean expect to see in New York and what will he miss most in Baltimore? This contributor to the show finally gets his comeuppances.

This week, Marty and Jonathan talk to Cecilia Lopez-Cruz about the world of missing milk carton people. How does big orange juice play a role in the fascinating world of missing people bounty hunting. Also, another exhilarating round of I Spy.

Marty and Jonathan have two separate events to go to this week. While Marty is going to John Hopkins for a study, Jonathan is going to Otakon 2017 to talk to cosplayers. Jonathan is out to find if there is money to be made in cosplaying.

Jonathan and Marty loaf around the kitchen with urban pirate and semi-pro bread baker David Lustig to learn what drives his passion for bread, and whether he can help them make a good bake of their own.

Get your own loaf from David at davidbakesyoubread.com!

Marty and Jonathan brave the heat for the 2017 Artscape. They discuss the importance of sauna use during the summer. Also, how far does the gas company hands go into all aspects of government?

Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of what makes the perfect Snoball for the summer time and can you have to much marshmallow. Also, learn about what is a good sauce to go on and with hot wings.

Marty and Jonathan take the next step in Jonathan's journey of self portraits. They bring in world renowned self portrait artist Trisha to discuss the process of an amazing portrait.

Marty and Jonathan learn the math and science behind Taco Bell. Thanks to Author Doug Chetterson, they are able to learn more about the standard for late night dining.

Marty and Jonathan continue their mission to find the fresh new Monopoly game. This week, they bring in Day Vatell who is a huge fan of Monopoly. Our hosts have boarded a car on the B&O railroad and are heading around the board. Will this game pass go?

Marty and Jonathan went all in with this week's episode. You can breath a little easier with this romper-less episode. The Editor of Euro Vogue is on to talk about the new fashion season and where do political fashion trends start.

It's time for Marty and Jonathan's performance review. Joel Murphy, the founder of the Peak Sloth Network, is here to give his thoughts and opinions on how the show is going. Our hosts get a chance to also review Joel's show and abilities as the head of the network.

Jonathan and Marty continue to find ways to cement their legacy in the world. This week they speak to Maude and Mordy about the importance of post-its, take a penny, cardboard, and showers. Take notes, just so you can remember all of these amazing tips.

Jonathan and Marty discuss the long arc of the career of the man, the myth, the legend, the App Doctor. They also play The Fishbowl with your app ideas.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with the author of "Take the Rude out of Crudités" to talk about the pending summer wedding season.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Kylie about her experiences conducting interviews using those most dreaded of communication tools: questions.

In this live show at the Baltimore Podcast Festival, Jonathan and Marty chat with Dr. Stacy Townsend about her efforts to advance shoe education, as well as some foot faves and foot faux pas.

Jonathan and Marty get schooled about a new toy that is sweeping the world to occupy your idle hands. Jonathan and Xander square off based on your game suggestions in Rock, Paper, Whaaat?

Jonathan and Marty get back to basics to learn about team building in the woods with Emerald Grynye.

Jonathan and Marty chat about "engagement maximizing" games, as well as a social network that makes Twitter 2010 again.

While keeping their improv troupe from warming up, Jonathan and Marty lament the way sodas and fast food keep finding ways to be more wrong.

Jonathan and Marty meet with Baltimore Joe outside Camden Yards to talk Baltimore history and hidden treasures.

Jonathan and Marty follow Petunia Raingarden into an obsession with more than just mints.

Happy April! That means it's time for our donor shout-out show! Jonathan MCs all of our donor's messages while Marty is away fulfilling donor rewards.

Jonathan and Marty wrestle with some of the norms around cooking outdoors.

Jonathan and Marty get some much-needed schooling from the Joke Doctor. Your jokes are put to the test as well!

Jonathan and Marty's latest sports gamble is to take on March Madness and the art of bracket-making with the help of basketball coach Scottie Birdson.

Jonathan and Marty journey to the 7th Annual Techno Swap Fest to clear the decks for a new season of treasure-hunting.

Jonathan and Marty find themselves trapped by a rare February winter thunderhail storm. Jonathan plays the Martysplain card.

Jonathan and Marty really hope that you are shopping now. Please buy these products.

Jonathan and Marty pay a visit to Reginald Funderson, a couples therapist that bridges life and death.

Jonathan and Marty learn about camping in the Himalayas from their new friend Sally Jones. Jonathan answers your challenges in Rock and a Hard Place.

The Investors surprise Marty and Jonathan with their choices when the Inventors pitch Stainless Jeans, Fried Chicken Coating, and Rising Star.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Nate Tyson about the upcoming Logan film, his past with Dilbert, and more. The boys square off in another round of Do You Know Jack?

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sam Whitfield about the sometimes surprising techniques that go into manufacturing the laughter we all take for granted.

[Time Slip Detected] Celebrating the start of 2016, Jonathan and Marty interview Sandra, the executive producer for the year 2016, to see what she has in store.

In their second attempt at a live show, Jonathan and Marty begin to self-actualize with the help of Dr. Sheila Taylor.

Jonathan and Marty chat with a very special mall Santa.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with scientist Terry Withers to discuss his research into human sweat. The team answers audience advice questions.

Jonathan and Marty go even more old school than usual with guest William Winkle, whose memories extend back to WW I.

Jonathan and Marty chat with LeeAnn of PETI about her mission to make humans more tolerant of our friends with more than 4 legs. A question from listener Alex B leads to sharing disappointing ride-share stories.

Jonathan and Maggie talk finance and computers with Alphonse Gauge, an incoming cabinet member for Baltimore's Mayor-Elect.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with long-time married couple Blue and Paul to talk about how gratitude makes things work for them.

AJ and Marty sit down and face off with Kurt Piper, the self-styled "inventor" of Tablespoon Packs.

Jonathan and Marty bring on a new collaborator to kick the Oakley 2 build into gear.

Happy Halloween, Evacuators everywhere! This week, Jonathan and Marty learn about spiritual cleansing with taxidermist and ghost removal expert Shelley Forthwright.

Jonathan and Marty begin new lives aboard a pirate ship.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Stuart Smeck about his fledgling driving school operation. Stuart answers trivia about his own business in Too Many Books to Cook.

After recounting their assignments from last week, Jonathan and Marty sit down with Marsha, their favorite movie theater bartender, to talk about her trade. Marsha adds scenes to turn your movie suggestions into RomComs.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Bailey Tericote about his advice for dealing with too much work. Bailey answers some of your questions.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Callie about her unique daycare service and the joys and challenges that it presents.

Jonathan and Marty interview Pam and Tabitha, evidence specialists for the Des Moines, IA police department.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jonathan's cousin Jason to learn what he is juggling these days.

After winning a coin flip, Jonathan interviews Marty about his time teaching, and whether he would do it again.

After winning a coin flip, Marty interviews Jonathan about his first time teaching, and other school-related firsts.

In their first ever live show, Jonathan and Marty chat with Rudyard Smith about the edibles business.

Jonathan and Marty split up to take on the final Otakon in Baltimore (before it moves to D.C.) and Walker Stalker Con in Philadelphia.

Jonathan and Marty interview Meredith Stone, a provider of raw diet planning services.

Jonathan and Marty interview Nikki von Scheetz about the ways she brings energy to the cruises aboard the Baltimore Soul.

Jonathan and Marty split up to interview their friends Kim (who is afraid of Ferris Wheels) and Gillian (who is not afraid of Ferris Wheels) and chat about the annual Artscape festival going on in Baltimore, MD.

Jonathan and Marty interview Gomez Oppenheimer about the upcoming celebration and historical recreation of the Earth year 2000.

Jonathan and Marty are on the road, paying a visit to Jacq and Prescott, hosts of the 4-Play sex and comedy podcast and prolific writers of academic research grants.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sarah, a fan blogger who covers the Freeform network, about her superlative picks for the past season.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Christopher Scarborough to sample some of his homebrew beers.

Thanks to Christopher Scarborough of The Curioso Podcast for being on the show!

Jonathan and Marty chat with Juniper Jones about his unique methods of fighting the music industry.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Adam Hippogryph to discuss the intricacies of long distance multi-modal transport from Providence, RI to Baltimore, MD.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jason Allen, who is on a mission to create a new arts and entertainment startup company.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Owen Kipling to discuss his unique methods of managing cross-disciplinary teams.

Jonathan and Marty discuss a recent interesting find at the Patterson Park Flea Market with the man who sold it.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Landon and Lloyd to discuss the implications of the couples' recent adoption of a kitten.

Jonathan and Marty interview Arnold Braxton about his recent 3rd place competition finish.

Jonathan and Marty discuss Jonathan's recent birthday celebration and the gift that Marty purchased for him.

In a very special birthday episode, we find out if our very own Jonathan is in a friendship that will last until death.

Jonathan and Marty take a roadtrip to interview Harry K., number 22 in their "40 Under 40" series of educators that are doing remarkable work in STEAM education, about his work with Minecraft and other games.

Jonathan and Marty meet with Zeke L. to discuss compost, laundry, and his travel schedule.

Jonathan and Marty interview the proprietor of a new ice cream shop coming to Fellton.

After a quick recap of ongoing projects, Jonathan and Marty sit down with DJ []Beatz to discuss her requirements for performing at the Roundhouse Grand Opening.

After mixed successes in their winter camping trips, Jonathan and Marty are back in the studio and celebrating the first day of spring. To help prepare ourselves (and our less experienced listeners) for the season ahead, Bushmaster Willy Johnstone, park ranger of the Loch Raven Reservoir Trails, is here to talk about how to camp safely in the spring season.

After a quick recap of the week's game nights, Jonathan and Marty change things up by interviewing Baltimore karaoke superstar Chance Pignoli.

Spring is in the air and it's time to start planting again! After a cold winter hiatus, Jonathan and Marty are back to get you ready to grow. Them are joined by self-proclaimed "bio-hacker" Charlotte Webber, who shares some of the interesting results of a new hybrid plant growing technique.

In their first episode, Marty and Jonathan sit down with Pete McAllister, the first person to complete the Baltimore Food Challenge Triple Crown.

They discuss Pete's experiences taking on some of the toughest food challenges in Baltimore.

Pete gives some classic advice on how to bring home your own food challenge wins.

Marty and Jonathan interview Mill Miller, the inventor of misCHIEF.

After years of research, Jonathan and Marty reveal a tape that, they believe, will finally be the evidence that exonerates them.

No new episode this week. Instead, here's an extended part 2 of Marty and Jonathan's interview with Hirsch Steinbrenner.

Jonathan and Marty start taking in all the knowledge they'll need to make Baltimore great in the minds of the world with the help of special guest Jenny Dixon.

Jonathan and Marty celebrate a (lunar calendar) year of answering your dance questions with the help of guest expert and native Dancelish speaker Juicey Smith.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Chauncee Quarrells and learn about the past, present, and future of his groundbreaking reality TV network: Optics.

Jonathan and Marty return with the 2016 edition of What's in a Candidate, interviewing Kevin O'Mugge, the youngest presidential candidate in U.S. History.

Jonathan and Marty talk summertime trends in gift cards. Jonathan feels vindicated by his Steal of the Week.

Help Joe Squared move to a new home!

Marty and Jonathan play vegaskid.net's CSI:Cyber drinking game.

Rules: http://vegaskid.net/2015/03/csi-cyber-drinking-game/

Show: CSI:Cyber S01E03 - "Killer En Route"

Jonathan and Marty play through some of the challenging retro games they faced at the "8's Best Retro Fun-Fest" retro video gaming competition.

Jonathan and Marty interview Melanie Dozer, a long-time Americorps Volunteer helping to establish a new zoo in Dundalk, MD. With guest creatures!

Jonathan and Marty help GuyT73 plan an 18th birthday party for his daughter. Expert guest planner Eliza of Vulvas United.

Jonathan and Marty review the latest issues of US Weekly, Women's Health, Baltimore Style, and a new freebie pick, Latin Opinion.

Jonathan and Marty play SuperFight Loot Crate Edition. Marty also berates Jonathan for having never seen the film Casablanca.