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Welcome to the We Have to Ask Podcast.

This website is a digital archive for a podcast hosted by Marty and Jonathan. Seemingly unstuck from reality, everything about the show seems to change from episode to episode.

Thanks to Baltimore rock band Skies in Chaos for the use of our theme song "New Day". Please check out their albums on iTunes.

We hope that you find this collection useful in your studies.

The Archivists

How Was It? • Ep 86 - Sobriety with Ti

• Runtime: 00:35:23 • Download

Marty and Jonathan sit down with Ti to discuss his 7 month journey of sobriety. What lead Ti to make a change and are there obstacles in the way?

Tags: sobriety

Are You A Wizard? • Ep 95 - Pinball with Pat

• Runtime: 00:39:24 • Download

Marty and Jonathan head to a local resturant that is home to a room of pinball machines. There, they meet up with their guest, Pat. Discussing what makes a pinball machine, how do you become one with the machine, and why are the lights so bright makes this week spring to action.

Tags: pinballwizardwholightsflippers

Who Makes? Who Takes? • Ep 74 - Sweaters for Cats

• Runtime: 00:37:58 • Download

Jonathan and Marty look to warm up this week. Ivana Helper, world renowned philanthropist, brings some of her sweaters for nude cats in with her. What are her next steps and will she branch out?

Tags: catsnudesweatersphilanthropist

Did You Cover Your Tracks? • Ep 57- Currency

• Runtime: 00:34:10 • Download

Marty has vanished but the show must go on. Jonathan and special co host Richard sit down with Linda Sterling to discuss life without traceable currency. No credit cards, no checks, and no banks. We're only dealing in bills and coins.

Tags: billscashcoins

Where's Your Ticket? • Ep 98- Concert Trips

• Runtime: 00:36:15 • Download

Marty's plane was delayed but the show must go on. Jonathan sits down with friend and expert, Danielle Smith, to discuss traveling to see concerts. What are tricks to get VIP tickets, how should you pack, and how far should you travel to see a concert?

Tags: bandtravelNKOTB98pillow

What Choice Do We Have? • Ep 75 - Navigating with Just Cecilia

• Runtime: 00:32:13 • Download

Marty and Jonathan make the choice of coming in from the cold weather outside. They bring with them expert life navigator Just Cecilia to help out with those choices that need step by step directions.

Tags: Jim Bob CooterPooterNavigatingTrolly

Do You Feel Safe? • Ep 62 - M&T Bank Stadium

• Runtime: 00:26:58 • Download

Marty and Jonathan discuss the security practices of M&T Bank Stadium, the home of the Baltimore Ravens. Jonathan talks about the long list of items prohibited from entering the stadium and his attempt to sneak a few of those items into the game.

Tags: BaltimoreRavensbagsponchos

Do You Hear What I Hear? • Ep 90 - The Mayor's Christmas Party

• Runtime: 00:17:29 • Download

Jonathan and Marty host the Baltimore Mayor's Christmas Celebration in Hampden! Live it like you were there as Jonathan spins the beats and get everybody pumped for the Mayor's appearance.

Holiday music for this episode is Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 from freemusicpublicdomain.com:

  • "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Jon Sayles"
  • "Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel - Patrick Kallestad"
  • "Silent Night - Jon Sayles'"
  • "Have a Happy Christmas - Geoff Hurley"

Tags: christmasholidaysmayorcelebrationHampdenDJhype

Who Asked You? • Ep 77 - The Expert of Experts Joseph Jacobs

• Runtime: 00:32:27 • Download

Jonathan and Marty have some long-awaited face time with their talent booker and meta-expert, Joseph Jacobs. They answer your expert-seeking questions in "Who Do I Ask?"

Tags: expertsexpertexpertisestatisticsliesdamn-lies

Hot Or Cold? • Ep 89 - Ice and Sand Sculpting

• Runtime: 00:32:40 • Download

Marty and Jonathan discover that sculpting is not just an art form, its a way of life. Whole beach sand sculpting to works of art carved in ice are just a few of the skills they discuss. Also, another round of "Tis the Season."

Tags: icesandlamesculptingocean citynetflix

Can You Teach an Old Dog New Tricks? • Ep 99 - Puppy Power w/ Cob Sicily

• Runtime: 00:37:41 • Download

Marty and Jonathan find the best techniques for training dogs. Whether you always get bit or licked, there will be some good information for you. Also, more advice for your job changes on "Nothing Up Our Sleeves."

Tags: dogpuppygarbagebitesdog shouter

Who Sang That? • Ep 60 - 90's ALT Rock w/ Miles Needer

• Runtime: 00:31:37 • Download

Marty and Jonathan take a stroll down musical memory lane to 90's Alt Rock. How did bands transition between hair rock to grunge and its effect on the masses? What were concerts like and the merchandise they sold? Plus, fan write-ins for Duet It or Screw It.

Tags: 90'sAltRockGrungeSNLThe Statebandmusic

Is It Better Down Where Its Wetter? • Ep 5 - Lobster Talk with Jessica Finn

• Runtime: 00:35:01 • Download

Marty and Jonathan find out about the life styles of the lobster. Everything from eating habits to activities they do under water. Jonathan also has an update on Dolphin Crush.

Tags: dolphinlobsterrolleatingwater

Am I Stressing You Out? • Ep 50 - Massage Bloggist Sharon O'Haren

• Runtime: 00:31:29 • Download

Marty took a relaxing trip and Jonathan brought in his friend Kristen to help co-host the show. They got to meet Sharon O'Haren to talk about the new fads in massage. This episode should keep you from stressing out.

Tags: Sharon O'HarenBloggerSelf MassageMassage

Should We Turn Back? • Ep 80- Gil Grubman

• Runtime: 00:39:32 • Download

Jonathan and Marty welcome Gil Grubman on the show to talk about traveling with not so friendly people. Gil talks about traveling to your home country, eastern Europe, and the proper Buffalo Wing.

Tags: unfriendlynew yorkeasterneuropegil

How Well Did You Listen? • Ep 100 - The Archivists 1.0

• Runtime: 00:30:23 • Download

Dear valued listener,

We at Here Be Lobsters strive to bring you the best content in the multiverse. This week, we have for you a pilot of a new game show for We Have To Ask. Play along with Marty and Jonathan and see if you paid closer attention to the series. Help us celebrate 100 episodes!

Cordially, Marty and Jonathan Here Be Lobsters NLC

Tags: 100Game ShowDunk TankSpidersHalloween

Who's Ghosting Who? • Ep 14 - Ghosting Me, Ghosting You

• Runtime: 00:19:10 • Download

Marty reviews his experience doing the WNYC Bored and Brilliant #GetBored challenge while trying to figure out if Jonathan is ghosting him.

Tags: GetBoredunpluggingghostingpersonal

How Can We Fix This? • Ep 48 - Building Bridges

• Runtime: 00:32:07 • Download

Marty and Jonathan have some bridges that need to be mended. For the last couple of episodes cracks have been showing on once solid foundations and this week they look to tend to them.

Tags: bridgemimessnickers7-11

Have We Crossed the Line? • Ep 20- Baltimore Improv Group Kickstarter

• Runtime: 00:42:33 • Download

Marty and Jonathan are in the final stretch of the Baltimore Improv Group’s Kickstarter. They get a chance to speak to many members of the community who helped get their new theater up and running for the grand opening.

Tags: theatercomedyBaltimorehomestretchfundraising

Is This How It Ends? • Ep 107 - The Truth

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Jonathan is finally getting things off his chest. He opens up about the episode that finally did Marty and him in. What a journey it has been.

Tags: fireworkspeakslothmarty100end

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What Time Is It? • Ep 1527 - Genghis Khan and Bill

• Runtime: 00:29:55 • Download

Jonathan and Marty have gone back in time to create a two person squad to face each other in the arcade classic Joust. Now in 1527, the group look to fine the world's greatest jouster and possibly a real dragon.

Tags: JoustGenghisTimeBill and TedArcadedragon

Where's the Coffee? • Ep 61 - To Frederick or Bust

• Runtime: 00:43:51 • Download

Marty and Jonathan are on the road this week to Frederick Maryland for the Comedy Pigs Summer Extravaganza with Hostel. Learn what makes a gathering an extravaganza, how much coffee one person can actually consume, and fun facts about Goldfish crackers.

Tags: goldfishfrederickextravaganzaroadtrip

How Do You Say Goodbye? • Ep 45 - Bye Bye Sean Latta

• Runtime: 00:42:51 • Download

Marty and Jonathan wish a fond farewell to friend Sean Latta. What does Sean expect to see in New York and what will he miss most in Baltimore? This contributor to the show finally gets his comeuppances.

Tags: baltimorenew yorkdragon boatsmayorsean

What Are You Looking At? • Ep 36 - Cecilia Lopez-Cruz

• Runtime: 00:36:18 • Download

This week, Marty and Jonathan talk to Cecilia Lopez-Cruz about the world of missing milk carton people. How does big orange juice play a role in the fascinating world of missing people bounty hunting. Also, another exhilarating round of I Spy.

Tags: milkdonald duckmissingi spy

What Do The Pros Say? • Ep 68- Otakon 2017

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Marty and Jonathan have two separate events to go to this week. While Marty is going to John Hopkins for a study, Jonathan is going to Otakon 2017 to talk to cosplayers. Jonathan is out to find if there is money to be made in cosplaying.

Tags: OtakonCosplayD.C.John Hopkins

What's Cooking? • Ep 40 - David Bakes You Bread

• Runtime: 00:38:31 • Download

Jonathan and Marty loaf around the kitchen with urban pirate and semi-pro bread baker David Lustig to learn what drives his passion for bread, and whether he can help them make a good bake of their own.

Get your own loaf from David at davidbakesyoubread.com!

Tags: breadbaking

Hot Enough For You? • Ep 4 - Artscape 2017

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Marty and Jonathan brave the heat for the 2017 Artscape. They discuss the importance of sauna use during the summer. Also, how far does the gas company hands go into all aspects of government?

Tags: SaunaArtscapeSummerHeat

How's Your Summer Going? • Ep 15 - Prof. H Y Paperstacks

• Runtime: 00:34:22 • Download

Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of what makes the perfect Snoball for the summer time and can you have to much marshmallow. Also, learn about what is a good sauce to go on and with hot wings.

Tags: snoballshot wingsmarshmallowsummer

Do You Call That Art? • Ep 25 - Nude Self Portraits w/ Trisha

• Runtime: 00:33:56 • Download

Marty and Jonathan take the next step in Jonathan's journey of self portraits. They bring in world renowned self portrait artist Trisha to discuss the process of an amazing portrait.

Tags: nudeself protraitsbetsart

Do You Call That Food? • Ep 30- Author Doug Chetterson

• Runtime: 00:28:22 • Download

Marty and Jonathan learn the math and science behind Taco Bell. Thanks to Author Doug Chetterson, they are able to learn more about the standard for late night dining.

Tags: taco bellchalupadining

Will You Pass Go? • Ep 88 - Day Vatell w/ Wokeopoly

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Marty and Jonathan continue their mission to find the fresh new Monopoly game. This week, they bring in Day Vatell who is a huge fan of Monopoly. Our hosts have boarded a car on the B&O railroad and are heading around the board. Will this game pass go?

Tags: monopolywokepretzelsold baytransit

Who Wore It Best? • Ep 78 - Euro Vogue's Georgina VanSumting

• Runtime: 00:30:31 • Download

Marty and Jonathan went all in with this week's episode. You can breath a little easier with this romper-less episode. The Editor of Euro Vogue is on to talk about the new fashion season and where do political fashion trends start.

Tags: rompersspeedosfutbolsoccerclothesfashion

Who's The Boss? • Ep 23 - The Big Sloth Man Joel Murphy

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It's time for Marty and Jonathan's performance review. Joel Murphy, the founder of the Peak Sloth Network, is here to give his thoughts and opinions on how the show is going. Our hosts get a chance to also review Joel's show and abilities as the head of the network.

Tags: PeakSlothNetworkPerformance ReviewHobo RadioLars

How Will You Be Remembered? • Ep 19 - Maude and Mordy with a D

• Runtime: 00:31:56 • Download

Jonathan and Marty continue to find ways to cement their legacy in the world. This week they speak to Maude and Mordy about the importance of post-its, take a penny, cardboard, and showers. Take notes, just so you can remember all of these amazing tips.

Tags: remembershowerscardboard

Where's The Exit? • Ep 32 - The App Doctor Ralphia Zuckerberg

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Jonathan and Marty discuss the long arc of the career of the man, the myth, the legend, the App Doctor. They also play The Fishbowl with your app ideas.

Tags: appdoctorappsfundingVentureCapital

Is It Worth the Hassle? • Ep 91 - Annabellesley Ckenneddie

• Runtime: 00:37:58 • Download

Jonathan and Marty sit down with the author of "Take the Rude out of Crudités" to talk about the pending summer wedding season.

Tags: etiquetteweddingscruditésauthorsnot-a-kennedy

Why So Many Questions? • Ep 64 - The Art of the Interview

• Runtime: 00:25:10 • Download

Jonathan and Marty chat with Kylie about her experiences conducting interviews using those most dreaded of communication tools: questions.

Tags: interviewingtruth-seeking

Where are the Laces? • Ep 51 - Dr. Stacy Townsend

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In this live show at the Baltimore Podcast Festival, Jonathan and Marty chat with Dr. Stacy Townsend about her efforts to advance shoe education, as well as some foot faves and foot faux pas.

Tags: shoes shoes shoesomgshoes

What Do You Do With Your Hands? • Ep 7 - Youth & the Fidget Spinners

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Jonathan and Marty get schooled about a new toy that is sweeping the world to occupy your idle hands. Jonathan and Xander square off based on your game suggestions in Rock, Paper, Whaaat?

Tags: fidgetspinnerRPW

Are We Better Together? • Ep 18 - Emerald Grynye

• Runtime: 00:40:25 • Download

Jonathan and Marty get back to basics to learn about team building in the woods with Emerald Grynye.

Tags: campingteam dietsduckteeth

Would You Tap That? • Ep 46 - Clicker Games and Social Media

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Jonathan and Marty chat about "engagement maximizing" games, as well as a social network that makes Twitter 2010 again.

Tags: gamestime-wastinglife-drainingopen-sourcefederatedtwitter-killer

What's Wrong? • Ep 27 - Dew.S.A. All The Way

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While keeping their improv troupe from warming up, Jonathan and Marty lament the way sodas and fast food keep finding ways to be more wrong.

Tags: DewSAnowhySorryHostel

What's Good? • Ep 71 - Baltimore Joe

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Jonathan and Marty meet with Baltimore Joe outside Camden Yards to talk Baltimore history and hidden treasures.

Tags: springOriolesRavensHard Rock Cafe

Where Do You Get That? • Ep 38- Mints w/ Petunia Raingarden

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Jonathan and Marty follow Petunia Raingarden into an obsession with more than just mints.

Tags: mintshard candiesamazon.com

Why Won't We Sell Out? • Ep 84 - Donors Show

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Happy April! That means it's time for our donor shout-out show! Jonathan MCs all of our donor's messages while Marty is away fulfilling donor rewards.

Tags: donormessagesnotadvertisingnotsellingout

Why is That the Norm? • Ep 81 - Grilling

• Runtime: 00:43:24 • Download

Jonathan and Marty wrestle with some of the norms around cooking outdoors.

Tags: cookingmeatveggiescompromisefire

Who's Laughing Now? • Ep 33 - The Joke Doctor

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Jonathan and Marty get some much-needed schooling from the Joke Doctor. Your jokes are put to the test as well!

Tags: humoracademiaresearchcritiquefelonies

Are You All In? • Ep 2 - March Madness

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Jonathan and Marty's latest sports gamble is to take on March Madness and the art of bracket-making with the help of basketball coach Scottie Birdson.

Tags: basketballmarch madnesssportsbetting

Where Do You Keep Your Treasures? • Ep 56 - Selling our Treasures at the Techno Swap Fest

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Jonathan and Marty journey to the 7th Annual Techno Swap Fest to clear the decks for a new season of treasure-hunting.

Tags: techswapsalecashing out

Whither the Storm? Ep 20 - Held Up in a Burger Joint

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Jonathan and Marty find themselves trapped by a rare February winter thunderhail storm. Jonathan plays the Martysplain card.

Tags: burgersbeershailthundersportsball

Who's Shopping Now • Ep 9.99 - Can Curtains Pop Up

• Runtime: 00:36:16 • Download

Jonathan and Marty really hope that you are shopping now. Please buy these products.

Tags: homeshoppingbuy-now

Do You Believe in Love After Life? Ep 67- Reginald Funderson

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Jonathan and Marty pay a visit to Reginald Funderson, a couples therapist that bridges life and death.

Tags: ghostlovecouplestherapy

Do I Have To Go Outside? • Ep 182 - Sally Jones

• Runtime: 00:29:43 • Download

Jonathan and Marty learn about camping in the Himalayas from their new friend Sally Jones. Jonathan answers your challenges in Rock and a Hard Place.

Tags: extremecampinghimalayaswatersports

Who Get Money? • Ep 39 - Stainless Jeans, Fried Chicken Coating, and Rising Star

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The Investors surprise Marty and Jonathan with their choices when the Inventors pitch Stainless Jeans, Fried Chicken Coating, and Rising Star.

Tags: jeanscoatingstars

What's A Boy Supposed To Do? • Ep 1995 - Nate Tyson

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Jonathan and Marty chat with Nate Tyson about the upcoming Logan film, his past with Dilbert, and more. The boys square off in another round of Do You Know Jack?

Tags: x-menlogandilbert1995

How Do They Make That? • Ep 96 - Laughter with Sam Whitfield

• Runtime: 00:32:26 • Download

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sam Whitfield about the sometimes surprising techniques that go into manufacturing the laughter we all take for granted.

Tags: laughtercomedySam WhitfieldBoubon Barrel Improv Companyteaching

What Do You Have To Look Forward To? • Ep 2016 A - Sandra the Executive Producer of 2016

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[Time Slip Detected] Celebrating the start of 2016, Jonathan and Marty interview Sandra, the executive producer for the year 2016, to see what she has in store.

Tags: 2016new yearexecutive producerproductionSandra

Why Is This Happening To Me? • Ep 49 - Dr. Sheila Taylor

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In their second attempt at a live show, Jonathan and Marty begin to self-actualize with the help of Dr. Sheila Taylor.

Tags: emotiondreamsbreathinghand-holding

What Jingles Your Bells? • Ep 12 - Santa Pat

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Jonathan and Marty chat with a very special mall Santa.

Tags: christmassantamall santaparity

Do You Sweat The Small Stuff? • Ep 29 - Terry Withers

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with scientist Terry Withers to discuss his research into human sweat. The team answers audience advice questions.

Tags: sweathumansrestingexercise

How Do You Kick It Old School? • Ep 256 - William Winkle

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Jonathan and Marty go even more old school than usual with guest William Winkle, whose memories extend back to WW I.

Tags: schoolingbowtiesmarriagedivorceWWI

Do You Care Enough To Share? • Ep 72- LeeAnn of P.E.T.I.

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Jonathan and Marty chat with LeeAnn of PETI about her mission to make humans more tolerant of our friends with more than 4 legs. A question from listener Alex B leads to sharing disappointing ride-share stories.

Tags: PETIecosystemco-livinginsectsspiders

What's In Your Kitchen Cabinet? • Ep 34 - Alphonse Gauge

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Jonathan and Maggie talk finance and computers with Alphonse Gauge, an incoming cabinet member for Baltimore's Mayor-Elect.

Tags: mayoral cabinetpoliticsfinanceinternetbitcoin

What Are You Thankful For? • Ep 83 - Blue and Paul

• Runtime: 00:30:29 • Download

Jonathan and Marty sit down with long-time married couple Blue and Paul to talk about how gratitude makes things work for them.

Tags: marriagefamilythanksgiving season

Is That in Good Taste? • Ep 22 - Tablespoon Packs

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AJ and Marty sit down and face off with Kurt Piper, the self-styled "inventor" of Tablespoon Packs.

Tags: Kurt PiperTSPtablespoon packscorporate shillbig snack money

Why Not Go Out On A Limb? • Ep 55 - Adrian Pineman

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Jonathan and Marty bring on a new collaborator to kick the Oakley 2 build into gear.

Tags: Adrian Pinemanstructural engineeringconcretecementOakley 2

How Do You Get Rid of It? • Ep 123 - Shelley Forthwright

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Happy Halloween, Evacuators everywhere! This week, Jonathan and Marty learn about spiritual cleansing with taxidermist and ghost removal expert Shelley Forthwright.

Tags: HalloweenShelly Forthwrightghost removalshelve it or shove itcorrections corner

How's That Working Out for You? • Ep 41 - Pirates

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Jonathan and Marty begin new lives aboard a pirate ship.

Tags: season 4piratesboatingjobs

How Do You Keep it Running? • Ep 117 - Stuart Smeck

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Jonathan and Marty chat with Stuart Smeck about his fledgling driving school operation. Stuart answers trivia about his own business in Too Many Books to Cook.

Tags: Stuart Smeckjust4udrivingschool.edu/drivingDriving SchoolToo Many Books to Cook

Will There Be an Intermission? • Ep 82 - Marsha the Movie Bartender

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After recounting their assignments from last week, Jonathan and Marty sit down with Marsha, their favorite movie theater bartender, to talk about her trade. Marsha adds scenes to turn your movie suggestions into RomComs.

Tags: bartendingromantic comediesromcom

How Do You Make It Work? • Ep 111 - Procrastination w/ Bailey Tericote

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Jonathan and Marty chat with Bailey Tericote about his advice for dealing with too much work. Bailey answers some of your questions.

Tags: productivityprocrastinationfunthird eyeBailey Tericote

How Do You Mix Things Up? • Ep 10 - Baby Puddles

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Jonathan and Marty chat with Callie about her unique daycare service and the joys and challenges that it presents.

Tags: babiespugsBaby Puddlesdaycarepeople food'puppy foodpeople bathroomspuppy bathrooms

How Do You Connect the Dots? • Ep 43 - Des Moines BATT

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Jonathan and Marty interview Pam and Tabitha, evidence specialists for the Des Moines, IA police department.

Tags: evidencemanagementscrapbookingdecoupage

How Do You Occupy Your Time? • Ep 44 - Cousin Jason

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jonathan's cousin Jason to learn what he is juggling these days.

Tags: Jasonhairhockeyrapchildrennon-profitdadding

Would You Give it a Second Chance? • Ep 70 - Adjunct Teaching

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After winning a coin flip, Jonathan interviews Marty about his time teaching, and whether he would do it again.

Tags: teachingadjunct teachingtechnology3d printing

How Was Your First Time? • Ep 70 - First Days of Teaching

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After winning a coin flip, Marty interviews Jonathan about his first time teaching, and other school-related firsts.

Tags: teachingteaching assistanttechnologycrew

What Kind of Drugs Were You Doing? • Ep 654 - Rudyard's Edibles

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In their first ever live show, Jonathan and Marty chat with Rudyard Smith about the edibles business.

Tags: Rudyard Smithediblessurvival gearedible survival gearbusiness

What's Your Con? • Ep 21 - Otakon 2016

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Jonathan and Marty split up to take on the final Otakon in Baltimore (before it moves to D.C.) and Walker Stalker Con in Philadelphia.

Tags: otakonbaltimore2016walker stalker conphiladelphiacosplaydealers room

Are You Gonna Eat That? • Ep 35 - Meredith Stone

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Jonathan and Marty interview Meredith Stone, a provider of raw diet planning services.

Tags: raw dietservicesinterviewnon-vegetariannon-veganfor dogs

Will You Come Sail Away with Me? • Ep 24 - Nikki von Scheetz

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Jonathan and Marty interview Nikki von Scheetz about the ways she brings energy to the cruises aboard the Baltimore Soul.

Tags: Baltimore SoulInner HarborcruiseBlues Cruisedancingmusicdrink specials

What Wheel You See? • Ep 6 - Artscape Ferris Wheel

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Jonathan and Marty split up to interview their friends Kim (who is afraid of Ferris Wheels) and Gillian (who is not afraid of Ferris Wheels) and chat about the annual Artscape festival going on in Baltimore, MD.

Tags: artscapeBaltimoreferris wheel

Why Get Out of Bed? • Ep 1148 - Y2K Celebration

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Jonathan and Marty interview Gomez Oppenheimer about the upcoming celebration and historical recreation of the Earth year 2000.

Tags: upcoming eventsYear 2000Y2K3rd Milleniumcelebrationrehydrated food

Where Does Your Money Go? • Ep 69 - 4-Play University College of Knowledge

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Jonathan and Marty are on the road, paying a visit to Jacq and Prescott, hosts of the 4-Play sex and comedy podcast and prolific writers of academic research grants.

Tags: 4-Playrenewable energyhuman factorsmoodIRBsex educationalexander technique

Did You See That? • Ep 92 - Freeform Awards

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Jonathan and Marty chat with Sarah, a fan blogger who covers the Freeform network, about her superlative picks for the past season.

Tags: freeformabc familyfan blogawards

Would You Like a Sample? • Ep 222 - Homebrew Beer with Christopher Scarborough

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Christopher Scarborough to sample some of his homebrew beers.

Thanks to Christopher Scarborough of The Curioso Podcast for being on the show!

Tags: homebrewbeercraftsmanshipdiymakeranticorporateanticapitalisttrappist

How Do You Fight the Power? • Ep 63 - Juniper Jones

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Jonathan and Marty chat with Juniper Jones about his unique methods of fighting the music industry.

Tags: ticketmasterstubhubmusic venuesbootlegsfolk musicJuniper Jones

How Do You Get There? • Ep 37 - Providence to Baltimore

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Adam Hippogryph to discuss the intricacies of long distance multi-modal transport from Providence, RI to Baltimore, MD.

Tags: multimodalamtraklocal busmonthly passpublic transitProvidence, RIBaltimore, MD

Do You Accept Your Mission? • Ep 94 - Jason Allen

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jason Allen, who is on a mission to create a new arts and entertainment startup company.

Tags: Jason AllentheatertheatreIMDBlocal artstartup idea

How Do You Manage? • Ep 76 - Owen Kipling

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Owen Kipling to discuss his unique methods of managing cross-disciplinary teams.

Tags: Owen Kiplinggame theoryprisoner's dilemma

Your Trash Our Treasure? • Ep 47 - Patterson Park Flea Market

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Jonathan and Marty discuss a recent interesting find at the Patterson Park Flea Market with the man who sold it.

Tags: Patterson ParkGarbage Pail KidsWayne ClarkHG

How Does This Affect My Karma? • Ep 31 - Adopting a Kitten

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Landon and Lloyd to discuss the implications of the couples' recent adoption of a kitten.

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Why Can't We All Be Winners? • Ep 17 - Arnold Braxton

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Jonathan and Marty interview Arnold Braxton about his recent 3rd place competition finish.

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Why Are We Playing Phone Tag? • Ep 3 - Birthday Gift

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Jonathan and Marty discuss Jonathan's recent birthday celebration and the gift that Marty purchased for him.

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Is It Til Death? • Ep 28 - Jonathan

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In a very special birthday episode, we find out if our very own Jonathan is in a friendship that will last until death.

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Is it STEAMy Enough for You? • Ep 85 - 40 Under 40 #22 - Harry K

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Jonathan and Marty take a roadtrip to interview Harry K., number 22 in their "40 Under 40" series of educators that are doing remarkable work in STEAM education, about his work with Minecraft and other games.

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How Was Your Stay? • Ep 53 - Zeke L.

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Jonathan and Marty meet with Zeke L. to discuss compost, laundry, and his travel schedule.

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Will You Be Our Neighbor? • Ep 11 - Maggie Robinns

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Jonathan and Marty interview the proprietor of a new ice cream shop coming to Fellton.

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How Do We Raise the Bar? • Ep 110 - DJ Square Beatz

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After a quick recap of ongoing projects, Jonathan and Marty sit down with DJ []Beatz to discuss her requirements for performing at the Roundhouse Grand Opening.

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What Will You Leave Behind? • Ep 122 - Willy Johnstone

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After mixed successes in their winter camping trips, Jonathan and Marty are back in the studio and celebrating the first day of spring. To help prepare ourselves (and our less experienced listeners) for the season ahead, Bushmaster Willy Johnstone, park ranger of the Loch Raven Reservoir Trails, is here to talk about how to camp safely in the spring season.

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How Do You Pop a Shot? • Ep 648 - Karaoke with Chance Pignoli

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After a quick recap of the week's game nights, Jonathan and Marty change things up by interviewing Baltimore karaoke superstar Chance Pignoli.

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How Does Your Garden Grow? • Ep 16 - Charlotte Webber

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Spring is in the air and it's time to start planting again! After a cold winter hiatus, Jonathan and Marty are back to get you ready to grow. Them are joined by self-proclaimed "bio-hacker" Charlotte Webber, who shares some of the interesting results of a new hybrid plant growing technique.

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Are You Gonna Finish That? • Ep 1 - Triple Crown

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In their first episode, Marty and Jonathan sit down with Pete McAllister, the first person to complete the Baltimore Food Challenge Triple Crown.

They discuss Pete's experiences taking on some of the toughest food challenges in Baltimore.

Pete gives some classic advice on how to bring home your own food challenge wins.

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What's Your Plot? • Ep 121 - MisCHIEF

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Marty and Jonathan interview Mill Miller, the inventor of misCHIEF.

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Is Our Children Learning? • #58 - The First Tape

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After years of research, Jonathan and Marty reveal a tape that, they believe, will finally be the evidence that exonerates them.

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What's Your Rush? • Ep 66 - Hirsch Steinbrenner

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No new episode this week. Instead, here's an extended part 2 of Marty and Jonathan's interview with Hirsch Steinbrenner.

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What's the Mask? • Ep. 87 - Welcome to Baltimore

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Jonathan and Marty start taking in all the knowledge they'll need to make Baltimore great in the minds of the world with the help of special guest Jenny Dixon.

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What's That Move? • Ep 13 - Dancelish

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Jonathan and Marty celebrate a (lunar calendar) year of answering your dance questions with the help of guest expert and native Dancelish speaker Juicey Smith.

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What Did I Miss? • #103 - Optics

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Jonathan and Marty sit down with Chauncee Quarrells and learn about the past, present, and future of his groundbreaking reality TV network: Optics.

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What's in a Candidate? • Ep 7 - Kevin O'Mugge

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Jonathan and Marty return with the 2016 edition of What's in a Candidate, interviewing Kevin O'Mugge, the youngest presidential candidate in U.S. History.

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What's in Your Wallet? • Episode #59: Summertime

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Jonathan and Marty talk summertime trends in gift cards. Jonathan feels vindicated by his Steal of the Week.

Help Joe Squared move to a new home!

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What's in a Drinking Game? • Episode 42 - CSI:Cyber

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Marty and Jonathan play vegaskid.net's CSI:Cyber drinking game.

Rules: http://vegaskid.net/2015/03/csi-cyber-drinking-game/

Show: CSI:Cyber S01E03 - "Killer En Route"

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What's in a Game? • #73: 8's Best Retro Fun-Fest Recap

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Jonathan and Marty play through some of the challenging retro games they faced at the "8's Best Retro Fun-Fest" retro video gaming competition.

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What's in a Zoo? • Episode 26: Dundalk Zoo

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Jonathan and Marty interview Melanie Dozer, a long-time Americorps Volunteer helping to establish a new zoo in Dundalk, MD. With guest creatures!

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What's in a Party? • Episode 154

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Jonathan and Marty help GuyT73 plan an 18th birthday party for his daughter. Expert guest planner Eliza of Vulvas United.

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What's in a Newsstand? • Episode 220

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Jonathan and Marty review the latest issues of US Weekly, Women's Health, Baltimore Style, and a new freebie pick, Latin Opinion.

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What's in a Name? • Episode 93: SuperFight #13 Loot Crate Edition

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Jonathan and Marty play SuperFight Loot Crate Edition. Marty also berates Jonathan for having never seen the film Casablanca.

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